This is Crudge, and he's looking for love.
Current Relationship Status
Current Relationship Status
Single
Last updated: 27th April 2025
Last updated: 5th May 2025
Hmmmm
That's a bit keen. Get off your work laptop and onto that hinge burner… we don't work on Mac round here mate.
Really, an iPad? Thought I hadn't considered that too… Grow up.
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Wilhelm Klopp
@tritan.club
I've had transitions longer than his relationships.
Bigmac
@max_hazell
If I had a sister, I would not let him near her.
Max Hazell
@byword.ai
He's an an effortless swimmer with Aryan swimmers.
Anon
@belgraverunclub
Terrible bloke, but at least I got some Oakley's out of him.
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Is this serious?
Are you on the spectrum?
Can you make me one?
Is this serious?
Are you on the spectrum?
Can you make me one?
Let's be real for a moment…
It’s 2025. We’re all trying to get off Hinge. And look at you, already ahead of the game by landing on crudge.love.
So why stop now?
Register your interest and shoot your shot.
Who knows - in a year, you might be splitting the mortgage with Crudge instead of just the bill.
Maybe you've got a date idea?
Why not share it with Crudge below.
Klopper
@tritanclub
I've had transitions longer than his relationships.
Big Mac
@max_hazell
If I had a sister, I would not let him near her.
Jackie
@byword.ai
He's an an effortless swimmer with Aryan swimmers.
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